Happy B’day Jahari! 🎂

Jahari Jones

 🔮Born in New Orleans, Louisiana.  

🔮Raised in Harlem, New York.

🔮Graduated (BRAHMASTRA’s technical paranormal education school.)

🔮Blood type - O Negative.

🔮Raised by his uncle.

🔮Likes watching Rap City freestyles on YouTube.

🔮 Has the high score on Super Puzzle Fighter

Hello everyone! G.N. Jones is back to celebrate a very special occasion. I’m a day late but our favorite psychic Jahari’s birthday was yesterday! I caught up with him today to wish him a happy birthday and ask him all of your burning questions. If you want to learn more about him and the rest of our heroes, check out the first secret file here. Here we go!

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G: Jahari hi! You remember me?

J: Oh God. Yeah, I remember you, do you want something?

G: I just wanted to say happy birthday, even though it was yesterday we still want to celebrate!

J: We?

G: All of the fans! We made sure to make you these freshly baked cookies!

J: Wow, you didn’t have to do all that. Thank you very much. How’d you know I like cookies? Are you a psychic, is that what the deal was last time?

G: So we have a few questions, would you mind answering them for the folks at home?

J: I’ll do it but if keep ignoring my questions we’re gonna have an issue…

G: Got it. OK question one, what’s one thing you’ve always wanted to do, but haven’t done yet?

J: Uhhh you prolly won’t believe this but I’ve always wanted to go bird watching.

G: Bird watching?

J: I really like birds. They look so cool, the shapes their feathers make, the colors. So that would be a really relaxing thing to do. Y’know fresh air, learning about birds, chilling.

G: Very interesting. OK, if you were stranded on a desert island, what five albums would you bring to listen to?

J: I like that question, I’m into music, I wouldn’t pretend I’m a music guru or anything but I like deep dives. I would pick Yeezus, The Infamous, At Long Last A$AP, Drunk by Thundercat, and I Against I by Bad Brains. Banned from D.C. is close though, it’s hard to pick between Bad Brains’ first two for me.

G: And is there anything else you’d like to say to the people at home?

J: (laughs) Aye listen, if I ever come up missing or something, investigate this G.N. Jones guy cuz he knows all kinds of random information about me.

G: Thank you for your time Jahari, happy birthday.

J: Thank you, I really appreciate it.